can i be your candy?

dear diary,

i love my new single - the same way i always think my latest songs are my best - but i still love all my babies equally much ;) The song is about 'boys and their fantasies'. Inspired by someone who broke my heart, so hey, fuck him.

Oh, and ruben, i <3 you you are a fuckin genius! xx



He keeps me up all night
Make me grab my pillow tight
Eat lipstick off my mouth
Puts his hands where i like

He wants to mess my hair
Make it look like he's been there
Checks out my derriere
And I really dont care

You taste like candy

Bite gently on his ear
My fingers on his rear
Make him turn the lights up
But he wont find me there

Can i be your candy?

Written by Ruben Debusschere and Saer Ze
Produced by Ruben Debusschere

my new bed cover

yes i'm a kid. im also reading grisham's 'The King of Torts' which is an excellent novel so far, will review it once i'm done.

im currently viewing all 11 parts of the obama-clinton texas debate on youtube.. both clearly very strong candidates (after that obama slam... i've made up m mind...shame on u, hillary). but you simply cant not watch the funny 'umbrella' spoof vid. hillarious!

x

why i am too sexy

okay.

my too sexy video is about to reach 15,000 views, god knows how much more on hitz.tv - which just about makes my first video achieve more than i ever expected it to. i've not ignored the comments, good and bad, but it's funny how ppl dont get the sarcasm.

who in their right mind would think a huge pink afro, heart-shaped earrings, a wand, hot pants combined with striped socks above the knee and freakish sneaker heels - would amount to being SEXY? hell, even beyonce or angelina (both of whom i deem to be THE sexiest women on earth) wont be able to bring sexy back in those! .... oh and not to forget my hot co-stars all obviously dressed to look anything BUT sexy, did anybody get the joke at all?

yes, i am aware most of whom have found the video by chance, were horny and really looking for videos tagged 'sex'. and found me, hideously claiming to be too sexy. imagine the horror!

perhaps it was a tragic mistake on my part... to think i could make a comic off my music. but then again, it turned out to be a pretty good recipe. One that has generated the strange exposure i've been craving for. So thanks folks, for the 15,000 views (and counting) :)